
Dry wiping your butt is unacceptable
Baby wipes are for babies
Get with the program
Wash your ass
Get a bidet
A bidet toilet is an integrated, all-in-one bidet-and-toilet combo that combines the function of a toilet with the incredible features of an electric bidet. They will revolutionize your bathroom experience with luxurious features such as auto-flush and self-rising lids. Bidet toilets are a total replacement for your toilet.